Triple-pat

What is Triple-pat?


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verb&noun. The act of strategic pats to the key carrying, wallet toting, and cellphone residing pockets of one's pantaloons before exiting one's humble abode.

Dude I forgot my wallet! Why oh why did I not triple-pat it up before i left my homestead!? (Raises hands to the gods and shakes head)

See wallet, phone, keys, foolish, dumb, forget


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