What is Triple-pat?
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verb&noun. The act of strategic pats to the key carrying, wallet toting, and cellphone residing pockets of one's pantaloons before exiting one's humble abode.
Dude I forgot my wallet! Why oh why did I not triple-pat it up before i left my homestead!? (Raises hands to the gods and shakes head)
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(Sarcastic) Hurry up.
Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.
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A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.
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