What is Triple-pat?
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verb&noun. The act of strategic pats to the key carrying, wallet toting, and cellphone residing pockets of one's pantaloons before exiting one's humble abode.
Dude I forgot my wallet! Why oh why did I not triple-pat it up before i left my homestead!? (Raises hands to the gods and shakes head)
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Where a person (usually male) shits into the anus of another person and proceeds to fuck it.
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