Tripometer

What is Tripometer?


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Parents use this to track how many miles their kids drive without them knowing. Can be reset to cover tracks.

Oh shit! I can't using de car anymore cause dad noticed I put 100 miles on the tripometer when I told him I was going up the street!

See parents, driving, lying, cars, trouble


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