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The act of draping your testicles over your friends eyes while sleeping, usually for a photo op.
While Jimmy was asleep, Mike pulled ou..
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When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your..
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The person who gave birth to your child. Who you are typically no longer dating / banging.
This one goes out to all of my baby's ..
