Tripstipation

What is Tripstipation?

A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.

Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.

See constipated, backed-up, clogged

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