What is Tripstipation?
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A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.
Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.
Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.
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It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
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To wait, no action or movement.
Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.
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