Triscuit Myopia

What is Triscuit Myopia?

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

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