Triscuit Myopia

What is Triscuit Myopia?

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

Sparring

1. when 2 males bang their cocks onto one another forcing a battle in between the 2. whoever gives up first loses. (opposite of scissoring)..

Turdball

1. A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person. Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball...

Flingerdinger

1. A dwarven man's penis. Wow Rayne, you're such a flingerdinger! See drawf, dwarven, man, rayne..

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