Triscuit Myopia

What is Triscuit Myopia?

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

No Lifer

1. someone who dosent work and has no friends except online. Rehmeyer is such a no lifer. See gay, queer, no life, loser, loner, twat 2...

Not To You

1. A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke. Used when the joke would compliment the male. Guy 1: Wow,..

Gudda

1. when something is going good, and the need to call it good isn't enough I was lookin at this fine timepiece, it was looking gudda...

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