Trismus

What is Trismus?

spasm of the jaw muscles resulting in inability to open the mouth

dude 1: man, that chick bit me so hard and never let go

dude 2: she must have had trismus, man, maybe you should get a tetanus shot or something

See tetanus, tigers

Impossible Firehose

1. when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an imp..

German Soldier

1. person that has a long line of german in there family. Usually has a big penis and ladies call him a german soldier. qualifications blon..

Zoph

1. man who is abnormally large in certain areas "king kong dong" man that guy has a huge zoph See large, big, huge, donkey, gig..

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