What is Tristana?
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A beautiful French girl marked by unselfishness, strong ambitions, cognitively superior, kindness, and an extreme affinity to chemistry.
Emily exclaimed, "You're such a selfish-loser, I wish you were more of a tristana!"
The doctor justified his increased satisfaction by claiming it involved his spouse's recent adherence to tristanian values.
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the hardened semen in your underwear
it took a while for me to take off my underwear because of the playboy starch.
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During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions...
