Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!

Making Cocktail Sauce

1. When you cum in a girl and it is that time of the month, it comes back out looking like cocktail sauce My girl has her period this week..

Choke Out

1. transitive verb - to castigate, excoriate, to metaphorically ram your cock down someone's throat dude 1: Dude, Milosh fucked up ag..

Vietdongpong

1. A harsh gaseous stench that seaps out of the head of a penis that has just come into contact with an infected vietnamese snatchn be avoi..

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