Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!

Dirty Sludge Pump

1. A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts ma..

Vocab

1. Slang for vocabulary or gift of speech. Having a strong vernacular. It's origins might come from an old Fugees song called "V..

If She Was Chocolate She'd Eat Herself

1. used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that! " my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself&q..

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