Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?


1.

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

2.

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!


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