Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!

The American Eagle

1. When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all ov..

Valhump

1. The expected and long anticipated sexing with a significant other on Valentine's Day. "Hey babe! How 'bout a quick Valhu..

Atvl

1. acronym for at the very least she should go jump off a cliff, atvl See at, the, very, least, ok..

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