Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!

Neck Dick

1. When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus. P..

Get In The Box

1. In reference to someone so old that they are in severe need of a coffin. Duane, Did you just see that old man run the stop sign? Rick,..

New York Style Taco

1. anytime your so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box. hey, you, come get your new york style taco. 2. Whe..

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