Tristramhaven

What is Tristramhaven?

Incredibly sexy person, who is perfect in every way :)

DAMN he's hot! *faints*

Pimply faced Internet addict with delusions of grandeur

God, I hope I don't grow up to be like tristramhaven!

Grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies

1. something Dane Cook would say what Courtney calls Tom you are such a grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies See retarded, gay, cookies..

Hawwwat-ah!

1. A common exclamation uttered by rapper Lil' John. Regularly parodied on Chapelle's Show. Sir, would you like fries with that..

Deadturkey

1. This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends. Tom likes to get wasted and show h..

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