Triton Edit Meaning

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The traditional definition of Triton is a mythological Greek god, the messenger of the deep. He is the son of Poseidon, god of the sea. Triton is also the largest moon of Jupiter.

Triton is also the mascot of UCSD.

UCSD students are referred to as Tritons. According to several prominent Greeklinguists, when translated into modern EnglishTriton means one "one who is too stupid to attend UCLA or UC Berkeley." The UCSD Triton is tough, even under extreme torture the Triton will not admit that he/she was rejected by UCLA/UCB.

Unfortunately the UCSD Triton is quite ugly, see Triton Eye. The female Triton is Asian, has no ass or breasts, and a face made for a pitch black room. Imagine sleeping with a 12 year old Angloboy in the dark; you get the idea. The Triton male is not even worth describing.

This is your warning; do not attend this vile university!

Dude 1: That is a cool shirt. What is that logo?

Dude 2: It is a UCSD shirt, I am a Triton.

Dude 1: Oh, I get it. So you did not get into UCLA/UCB right?

Dude 2: Fuck you!!!

You know it time to go back to Los Angeles} when you find a Triton attractive!

See anglo, asian, ucla, ucb, los angeles

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A digital workstation synthesizer produced by the American company Korg. Known for their predictable, realistic sounds and large size. Most often used by New Age, Hip-Hopand Pop musicians. Also, Often toted on stage by mainstreamhip-hop acts, as a sort of status symbol.

When Eminem performed on SNL, his keyboardist had two full size Tritons, even though the second one was never touched.

See synthesizer, rompler, keyboard, yanni, earthman