What is Triton Eye?
1.
The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.
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2.
A disease that afflicts most attendees at UCSD. Its origins are linked to the sheer lack of attractive people on campus. This results in UCSD students having ridiculously low standards for the opposite sex.
(UCSD kid): Hey! That guy's pretty cute.
(State kid): Are you kidding me?! He's a chinless, bucktoothed wideclops! And he's always staring at me with that wall-eye of his. You totally have Triton Eye.
(UCSD kid): Damn, you're right.
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3.
The same as the above but with Preuss School UCSD students being effected by Preuss School UCSD males.
After six years, the Triton Eye began to effect Chris as he realized that despite his better judgment Nicole was attractive.
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