Triumphkin

What is Triumphkin?

The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other.

"Dude, I was bored last so I went into the bathroom and gave myself a triumphkin..."

See blumpkin, trumpkin, toothbrush, hand, shit

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