Triumphkin

What is Triumphkin?

The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other.

"Dude, I was bored last so I went into the bathroom and gave myself a triumphkin..."

See blumpkin, trumpkin, toothbrush, hand, shit

Zonkification

1. The process of being zonkified. (messed up) The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system fi..

Zignog

1. Cool, but messed up. Dude: I just mooned a bunch of nuns. Me: Dude, that was zignog...

Pastede On

1. Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank. A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying..

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