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An excuse for guys to wear tight pants... That's hot.
"Oh no, my pants are so tight that it hurts... I'm gonna go cry no..
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Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
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Just another way to say you are thoroughly exhausted.
I am so exhausticated that it isn't even funny!
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Exhaustion from masturb..