Random Words:
1.
A nickname given to my brother's new found homeland. Having seen Pretty Woman probably too many times, my Mom and I just coudldn&ap..
1.
A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one giv..
1.
The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush.&..