Trojan Hand

What is Trojan Hand?

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

See trojan, hand, bald, midget

Eschlongate

1. verb. The process of the growing of the schlong due to arousel. Damn, this bitch was so fine I couldn't help but eschlongate on th..

Tessitore

1. Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, stran..

Dickfisted

1. To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority. After I moved into the ..

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