Trojan Hand

What is Trojan Hand?

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

See trojan, hand, bald, midget

Ass Turkey

1. the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds. "When I get home from this 6 month deploymen..

W.a.f.n.g.m.o.o.h.

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...

Hurts To Live

1. A vicious hangover induced by a night of drinking heavily. Guy wakes up, feels his head Guy : "Oh, God, It hurts to live!" ..

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