Trojan Mask

What is Trojan Mask?

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.

Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.

Lube Drink

1. A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up. "Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shot..

Tobedawg

1. Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed. Last night Toby had a bad dream and pu..

Upholstery

1. Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes? Red..

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