What is Trojan War Helmet?
1.
a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet
steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her
See
2.
Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.
Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.
See
3.
resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.
He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.
4.
Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.
When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.
