Trojan War Helmut

What is Trojan War Helmut?


1.

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party

Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.

See salami, cigar, shlong, johnson, nob


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