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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..
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A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or guntwith a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbli..
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Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.
She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.
See half, gristle, erec..