Trophy Mom

What is Trophy Mom?


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A trophy wife with children. Often seen in restaurants, lunching mid week with equally primped progeny. Clearly without full-time employment, stunningly quaffed, manicured, probably waxed, well financed and in all ways expensively groomed, dressed and physically toned to a degree that indicates little engagement with active parenting -- suggesting nanny involvement and cesarian. Often seen pushing outrageously expensive European strollers from Pottery Barn into Starbucks.

"Check out the Trophy Mom pushing the Peg Perego! Who would wear a dry cleaned white tunic with a 1 year old?"

See milf, mom, arm candy


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