Trophy Shit

What is Trophy Shit?


1.

A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.

WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"

See trophy crap, baby ruth, milk duds


67

Random Words:

1. Someone who is a Christian and a Democrat. They prove not all Christians are Republicans. Most of y'all think that Christian Demo..
1. Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying. Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being..
1. A hard penis thats not erect that lays right on the leg. Pos. Noun. John hung a legger once Jazmin arrived. See hung, erect, boner ..