Trophy Skeleton

What is Trophy Skeleton?


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A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.

-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?

-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.

See arm candy, trophy wife, supermodel, sugar daddy, girlfriend


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