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When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:
Person 1: I'm a ..
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noun.
1. Female who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.
Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.
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The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.
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