Trots

What is Trots?


1.

harness racing (the word "trots" being a reference to the "trotting" gait of horses)

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sitrather than the death seat.

See horses, harness, racing, yorrick hunt

2.

n. Diarrhoea.

"Yo, I need to get to the bathroom, I got myself a case of the trots.", or, "All that junk food gave me the trots."

3.

Loose bowels. The drizzly shits.

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.

4.

Being in the temporary condition of having one wicked ass case of diarrhea where you are unable to be away from a toilet for more than five minutes without some form of preventative measures such as five Imodium AD which is loraprimide sodium HCL. This binds the liquid matter making it possible to avoid depends and function and or sleep. The trots can refer to a faction of the diarrhea family known as sterroreha. (Spelling ?) It is when your bowel movement is not total liquid and chunks fly out and hit the water making noise and sound like some hard soled shoes hitting the ground as someone trots down the sidewalk. The sounds of the matter hitting the water reflects a pattern simmilar to foot steps.

"How are you feeling today honey?"

"My Crohn's disease is acting up. I have some symptoms still which can be dealt with with my pills but the one thing holding me back from work is a gnarly case of the trots. I can't go away from the toilet for more than five minutes. Can you pick up some Imodium AD for me? I am sick of feeling bloated and my ass is chapped from wiping ten times a day. Gotta love those trots."

See runs, diarrhea, shitbits

5.

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.


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