Trott

What is Trott?

The strange gunk that congeals on the shelves of refrigerators that haven't been cleaned in a long ass time

Damn, that Trott is gross

(Adj): A way of describing a journey of considerable distance.

Man, the shops are a trott from here

Flowride

1. Having sex with a woman who is on her period. "When she told me she was on the rag, I had to consider whether to go for a flowride..

Ass Flap

1. When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping. It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap. See sh..

Zombie's Kiss

1. Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties. A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..

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