Trouser Attack

What is Trouser Attack?

It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it

"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny

"Put what away woman!" Said Todd

"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny

See orgasm, trouser snake, boner, horny

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