Trouser Badgers

What is Trouser Badgers?

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone fartsand people ask 'what was that noise?'.

The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

See farts, flatulance, toot, break wind

Dick Spanker

1. Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant. You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick..

Cwede

1. The colloquiol term for carrot and swede. Can be spelt qwede in certain circumstanses but usually just Cwede invented at the lunch table..

Mustard Cake

1. After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cak..

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