Trouser Ham

What is Trouser Ham?

Another way to refer to the Johnson. Reference is to a ham, in the smokehouse, hanging, only in the trousers rather than in the smokehouse.

From the drunk, horny look on her face, Jim knew his date would soon be feasting on some trouser ham.

or

Jim didn't have a cock. He had a trouser ham.

See cock, dick, johnson, pecker, pleasure poker

Gleakit

1. Slack jawed, mouth breathing out of surprise and/or confusion You're lookin a bit gleakit there ya eejit...

Lolzoraterodactacularus

1. The only known word capable of destroying Chuck Norris.(Once used by Raptor Jesus) Chuck Norris: Get it on! Raptor Jesus: LOLZORATEROD..

Kinda

1. Short for "kind of". What kinda music do you like? 2. "No" or often "hell no". Kinda is used by people..

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