What is Trouser Ham?
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Another way to refer to the Johnson. Reference is to a ham, in the smokehouse, hanging, only in the trousers rather than in the smokehouse.
From the drunk, horny look on her face, Jim knew his date would soon be feasting on some trouser ham.
or
Jim didn't have a cock. He had a trouser ham.
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