What is Trouser Melon?
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when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.
(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"
"aye a trouser melon"
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a erect penis.
"look, that guy has a straight banana"
See straight, banana, gay, homo, yellow..
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when you are fucking a girl and about to blow your nut and she squeezes your dick real hard so you can't cum. Leads to the kentucky..
