Trouser Phlegm

What is Trouser Phlegm?

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

See spooge, cum, dick sneeze, jizz, skeet, sperm, semen, knuckle children, baby batter

Pics

1. Short for pictures, commonly used on forums. Necessary when posting anything with breasts. Guy1: dude, i just boned this hawt chickz0r..

In Deep Shit

1. In a lot of trouble. stoner:"Oh man im in deep shit i was playing with butane and matches again.."..

Zylaf

1. Zylaf another word for fat fattyor fatacus "Hey look at that chick shes freakin zylaf" See fat, skinny, big, small, wide..

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