Trouser Phlegm

What is Trouser Phlegm?

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

See spooge, cum, dick sneeze, jizz, skeet, sperm, semen, knuckle children, baby batter

Opawfome

1. Literally, an opossum that is both awesome and awful. However, in colloquial use, it refers it refers to a person who is a cool catbut i..

Lily Sniffer

1. literal olfactory or figurative interest in the vagina That lily sniffer could not stop phoning my girlfriend. See poon hound, cocksm..

Virganalty

1. The virginity of ones ass. When in prison I lost my Virganalty to a man twice my size named princess. He popped my brownie the second n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Trouser Phlegm Edit Meaning