Trouser Phlegm

What is Trouser Phlegm?

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

See spooge, cum, dick sneeze, jizz, skeet, sperm, semen, knuckle children, baby batter

Afghan Kush

1. Very expensive Kush From Afghanistan. I heard it was like 3 grand a pound, but that must be in the states or some shit. Gets u fucked to..

Väggäri

1. Person who has enormous and curve chin. Vägis is always stupid and lame. He can also have some homosexsual habits. Person1: That guy ..

W00tw00t

1. Statement made by a g33kwho is really excited or thrilled. So thrilled that one w00t simply isn't enough. Uber w00tw00t! See w00t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Trouser Phlegm Edit Meaning