What is Trouser Phlegm?
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noun.
what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
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