What is Trouser Pilot?
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Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
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Random Words:
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To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.
I just shlinked my gum on the ground.
See spit, saliva, gum, liquid, shlink..