Trouser Pirate

What is Trouser Pirate?


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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty

2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves

3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum

4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

See trouser, pirate, private


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