What is Trouser Pirate?
1.
1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
See
Random Words:
1.
to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.
-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!
-Yeah..
1.
where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow..
