What is Trouser Pirate?
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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
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