Trouser Pirate

What is Trouser Pirate?


1.

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty

2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves

3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum

4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

See trouser, pirate, private


33

Random Words:

1. an ice pack for your vagina Because Eric decided to sleep instead of workout he now requires a vagipak...
1. To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach. When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached buttho..
1. this was a tribute album to soft cell put out by leather strip. But I've heard it used to describe an all male drunken orgy and so..