What is Trouser Pirate?
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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
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Erratic behaviour, usually drunken or high behaviour. Used in the greater western Scotland, Glasgow and east Edinburgh mostly.
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After holding it in as long as possible A person lays on their back and points their ass into the air. they then launch out shit as for..