What is Trouser Pirate?
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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
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The four words that starts U2's hit "Vertigo"
Unos Dos Tres Catorce...HELLO HELLO!
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The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.
I picked up Steven and..