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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail...
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A gorgeous name for a gorgeous girl. Usually found in randoms bedrooms looking for uneaten pork floss. They have wild erotic desires and..
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Touching the clit vigorously while watching the teletubbies tickle eachother.
"Man Harrison, those teletubbie clit tickles last ni..
