What is Trouser Trumpet?
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A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."
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W double G = well guud gash
a female good enoth 2 fuck
oh she looks alright W double G !!!!!!
See gash, pussy, cunt, fanny, twat..
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The invisible portal between your pub and your home late friday night after 15 pints of extra strength lager.
"Fuck knows how i go..
