What is Trouser Trumpet?
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A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."
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short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.
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what you say when you have no idea what someone just said or if you don't have anything better to say
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