Trouserection

What is Trouserection?

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11

Guy: No...Trouserection.

Girl: Closet Gay.

See erection, hardon, closet, gay, emo

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