What is Trout Crumb?
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A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.
Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.
Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.
I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.
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