What is Trout Crumb?
1.
A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.
Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.
Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.
I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.
See
Random Words:
1.
A state of complete intoxication where one loses feeling in their face.
Danny was completely rocktified Sunday after drinking Bloody Ma..
1.
Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser
Sometimes misspelled schlemazel
A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup..