What is Trouting?
1.
The art of fine forum trolling. Prestige useage of a Level 1 Forum Troll.
"Man, you see that new post by Sewer? That guy was sure trouting."
2.
The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.
"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"
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3.
to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.
i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.
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4.
(v.) The act of sneaking up on someone, taking your hand and slapping their inner thighs back and forth rapidly. Like a trout tail flapping around.
I went trouting earlier. you should have seen their faces!
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5.
to masturbate using a large fish
george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the
bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.
