Truck Nuts

What is Truck Nuts?


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Originally bulls balls, and now also human looking scrotum hanging from underneath the back of a truck. Usually to remind followers that the truck is masculine. Different colors indicate subtle meanings added. Usually considered a redneck acroutrament.

Red truck nuts means the driver is on fire.

Blue truck nuts means he hasn't had any for a while.

Brown and Black truck nuts remind people of the ethnicity of the driver.

Pink truck nuts are for girls that arn't to be messed with, or just like you to know that their car is a boy.

Brass Truck nuts... well you know "he's got brass balls".

See bulls balls, truck balls, big boys, bumper nuts, redneck


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