What is Trucker Muffin?
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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.
Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.
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its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head
i dont no an examlple
See john..
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Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.
Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!..