Trucker Muffin

What is Trucker Muffin?


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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.

Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.

Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.

See muffin, b*tch, sleazy


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