Trucker's Spa

What is Trucker's Spa?


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One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.

"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"

See jackshack, spa, whorehouse, brothel, low rent


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