True Happiness

What is True Happiness?

1.

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.

alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

See happy, porn, fuck, whore, blowjob
28

Random Words:

Hero Dad
1. hero dads are those guys at the outdoor rink that try way too hard or when u steal the puck from thier kid they come and hack u in the a..
Read more
Freedom Of Slavery
1. when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in e..
Read more
Swoh
1. That sound that you make when you're about to say 'SWEET' to something that's freakin' awesome, like when your ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free