True Metal

What is True Metal?


1.

Metal that stays true to the original tenets of the genre. Metal that is about integrity and not getting your music video on MTV or Fuse. Metal that is about staying true to yourself and not following whatever is popular at the moment. Metal that is about the music and not the money. Metal that the makers have put effort and time into, not little effort righteous preaching and teen angst. Metal that you mosh to, not fight invisible ninjas to. Metal that stands the test of time because true metal will never die.

Poser slaying louder than hell hard as diamonds Metal.

Heavy Metal fan: I like Slough Feg, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, Manowar, & Judas Priest.

Thrash Metal fan: I prefer Exodus, Testament, Vio-lence, Evile, and Annihilator.

Prog Metal fan: Those are all good, but I'll Take Dream Theater, Mastodon, Symphony X, and Queensrÿche.

Power Metal fan: You can't beat Helloween, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, & 3 Inches of Blood.

Black Metal fan: Bathory, Emperor, Immortal, Mirrorthrone, & Marduk are the best

Death Metal fan: I have to disagree, just look at Death, Morbid Angel, Entombed, Atheist, & Malevolent Creation.

Mallcoreposer: Do you guys like Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Slipknot, KoRn, Mudva...

True Metal fans: Get the fuck out of here you poser faggot

*commences beatdown*

See manowar, heavy metal, iron maiden, kvlt, poser, mallcore, metal, judas priest, death, morbid angel, possessed

2.

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

See metal, thrash, false metal, manowarrior, nu metal


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