True Story

What is True Story?


1.

Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable.

Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.

Story 1:

Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?

Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.

*awkward silence*

Person 1: You fucking liar!

Story 2:

Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?

Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.

Person 2: True Story.

Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.

Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.

2.

To affirm honesty/sincerety in a comment, phrase, or statement.

Example 1: "Ayo I heard Kanye's comin' to town.. true story."

Example 2: "I think you're a nice person.... true story."

See also "For real"

3.

It really happened.

I ate six Big Macs for lunch yesterday. True story.

See spiffy

4.

Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'

Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.

Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.

Example 1:

'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'

'True story.'

Example 2:

'I just ate an entire pie!'

'True story.'

Example 3:

'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'

See true that, true dat, truth, cool, gotcha

5.

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

See true story, losers, meme, juvenile, myspace

6.

word used and made up by a deranged retard who thinks it is cool to try an start up a new word in school, they normaly think that by saying the word ova an ova agen to their frends and amazing bf that it wil catch on, yet it neva does and they end up living in a council flat because they don't do anything at school other than try and persuade people to use the saying '' true story''

LJ - ''Sophie your a retard''

Sophie - '' hmmmmm true story''

LJ '' WATA TWAT'

See true story, sophie, louis, boobies, ipod

7.

please see taroo storay

Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!


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