What is Trued Love?
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Trued Love (N) A conception of love derived from the principles of bicycle wheel geometry and maintenance. Like the wheel, love is a complex interaction of tension, force, contraction, and human-made components, and is thus highly susceptible to internal and external pressures. These pressures often cause it to break, melt, or wobble bizarrely without warning, frequently resulting in crashes and injury. However, with adjustment, the damage can often be reversed.
Trued love, like a trued wheel, is said to exist when its integrity has been repaired, its components realigned, its inner balance restored, and its nipples lubed.
Example,
"So did those bumps totally screw it up?"
"Nope, we fixed it; it's trued love."
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