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fucking a chick while playing the guitar
I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over..
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The female equivalent of cock blocking.
Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?
See ellie, david, thigh, loud, bitch..
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An investment guru, an avid fan of Albanian folk rock.
John did a good job investing my money....he is the Yackatollah of rock-n-rollah..