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1. The art of being a major douchebag. The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you. See douche bag, douch..

1. A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole. Why are you b..

1. The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your ha..