Truffle Hunting Edit Meaning

1. That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit. Your so ugly that:..

1. When a woman sucks on a penis her lipstick rubs off leaving a glossy pickle. My secratary gave me a glossy pickle...

1. The state of non-recollection one experiences the morning after taking Ambien. My roommate told me we drank a bottle of wine & wres..