Truffles

What is Truffles?


1.

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties

(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you

signs of a human truffle:

(1) annoying at the pool

(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool

(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location

(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.

Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.

Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!

See cameltoe, location, velcro, candy, spiderman, bonnet

2.

When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.

Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night

Guy #2: Oh yeah?

Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.

Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?

Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.

See arlington girl, trixie, marina girl, bar, drunk, black out, wasted

3.

An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.

My little Truffles is so sweet.

See candy, affectionate, sweet

4.

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit

Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her

See fine, hott, hoochie, bangin, slut

5.

over drinking over smoking teenager.

your a truffles arnt you?


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