Trumpet

What is Trumpet?


1.

1. The greatest musical instrument of classical and jazz music.

2. An instrument that gets all the solos.

1. Everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.

2. The trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.

2.

An instrument created to appease the gods; a music device that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master.

The solemn tone of the trumpet caused even the most apathetic audience member to shed a tear.

3.

The most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. People hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. People diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it's just jealousy. The trumpet is the instrument of God.

All trumpet players are perfect.

4.

the trumpet is the greatest instrument ever. It gets most of the solos in all of the groups, can be played in orchestra, classical, jazz, or just about anything else. trumpets are normally cocky with great reason. trumpet is the best instrument in the world! hail to the brass! pep bands die with out the trumpets because they're the loudest and the best.

P1: man have you heard that kid play the trumpet?

P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!

P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis

5.

an instrument that rules all the rest. you can't get louder than a trumpet, so don't try. the only reason people dis the trumpet is because they're jealous, and we understand that.

Hey man what instrument do you play?

The trumpet, duh!

Oh, sorry dude. I didn't know you were a god.

6.

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!

--That's the trumpet ego.

7.

Trumpet is the coolest instrument in the world. It is usually played by people with big egos but that only provesd they know their instrument is great....

"the trumpet is the best"

"Trumpets rule"


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