Trumpet Choke

What is Trumpet Choke?


1.

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

See funny, fart, laughter, work, trumpet, drix


33

Random Words:

1. When you go with a fat girl who looks like she would be really pretty if she lost weight... a pig is an ugly fat bird but a pig pig is ..
1. Chuck is the most awesome character on Pushing Daisies, other than her aunts, Olive Snook, The Pie Maker, and Emerson Cod! They all rule..
1. The ranking or placement of girls in the order of the booty sizes. Guy 1: I'm having a hard time figuring out who I should take to..