Trumpet Choke

What is Trumpet Choke?

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The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

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