Trumpet Fanfare

What is Trumpet Fanfare?


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The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.

MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.


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