What is Trumpet Fanfare?
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The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.
Random Words:
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500 is the most you can have.
bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.
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